Monday, July 25, 2011

Love

just quit drinking

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
 

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of
beer
and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.
 
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
 
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
 
 
The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.
 
When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.
 
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
 
The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
 
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
 
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice and fall silent.
 
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
 
I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss. "
 
The man  looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh,
no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .
 
" The only thing is
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I have just quit drinking!!!

Nandamma...


no one will sleep with your wife


Take a break........ Have fun!


 All these are good  ones............

 NO.  1
A man was  so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples  while she was asleep.  The next day, their driver died of  poisoning.


NO.2
A man is  dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son  asked Dad why?  He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep  with your mum.


NO.3
A lady  lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the  husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear  panties.

Amber Heard



Amber Laura Heard (born April 22, 1986) is an American actress. She played the lead and title character in All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, which debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival in 2006. Heard's first starring role came in 2007 on the CW television show Hidden Palms. Her breakthrough came in 2008 with roles in Never Back Down and Pineapple Express. In 2009, Heard starred in The Stepfather and also had a small role in the horror-comedy Zombieland. She next starred in The Joneses and And Soon the Darkness (both 2010), John Carpenter's The Ward, alongside Nicolas Cage in Drive Angry, and alongside Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary.


According to AfterEllen.com, Heard came out in 2010, at GLAAD's 25th anniversary event. She is dating artist Tasya van Ree.[6][7][8][9] She has said about her sexuality: "I don't label myself one way or another – I have had successful relationships with men and now a woman. I love who I love, it's the person that matters."[10]
Heard grew up around guns, and owns a .357 Magnum.[11] A fan of muscle cars, Heard drives a 1968 Ford Mustang.[12] She has previously driven a '67 Mercedes and a '62 Checker Cab, as she revealed to Jeremy Clarkson during her Top Gear interview.





 


 
 

THE INFORMERS NUDE SCENE - Watch Amber Heard nude, 


Amber Heard sex scene in the movie "The Informers"
Video Link

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Friday, July 22, 2011

Sneha Ullal

Sneha Ullal (born 18 December 1987)[1] is an Indian film actress who has appeared in Tollywood and Bollywood films. She is best known for her role in the Telugu film Ullasamga Utsahamga and Simha.








Sneha Ullal Hot Song HQ 

Nenu Meeku Telusa Telugu Video 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJZtUAJympU

Filmography

Year Film Role Language Notes
2005 Lucky: No Time for Love Lucky Negi Hindi
2006 Aryan Neha A. Varma Hindi
2007 Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron
Hindi Special Appearance
2008 Ullasamga Utsahamga Dhanalakshmi Telugu Winner: Santosham Best Debut Actress Award[5]
Nenu Meeku Telusa...? Anjali Telugu
King
Telugu Special appearance in song Nuvvu Ready
2009 Kaashh... Mere Hote Radhika Hindi
Current Sneha Telugu
2010 Click Aarti Kaushik Hindi
Varudu
Telugu Cameo appearance
Simha Janaki Telugu
2011 Ala Modalaindi Kavya Telugu Second Heroine
Devi
Kannada Filming
Gandhi Park Priyanka Phillip English Delayed
2012 Most Welcome
Bengali Filming